As is almost always the case when someone writes this on a package, I had the box open before I read "Do Not Open Before Christmas!", but that's OK, because it gave me time to scan cards.
Behold, Stubbly Bubbly Custom Trading Cards brings you the Seattle Pilots, as envisioned in the 1971 Topps style, "Series One", or so I'm told.
(Click each panel for a better view of the cards. Scans aren't amazing because of the sheer logistics of getting 60 cards scanned at a rate even remotely considered timely.)
So, what do y'all think? Me, I love 'em. Thanks, Stubby, and Merry Christmas!